You read it right... it was revealed today by top NASA executives that Recording artist Seal's unusually pockmarked face is actually an exact map of the moon.
"We're thrilled about this. With the disbanding of the moon program as it stands, this will allow us to continue our research at a significantly lower cost, as a manned mission to Seal's lower left jowl only runs about 30 bucks. This is a great day for mankind." says Whitney Hammerstead, Executive Director of Lunar Exploration.
The peculiarity was noticed by a young intern that was looking over some pictures when he recognized one section of the moon and had to get to the bottom of it.
"I've always really liked Seal, but in a platonic way mind you… and I used to have a poster over my bed, so I used to stare at it while I went to sleep. But I'm not like, into him. And Batman Forever was on, and when the song started playing, it hit me!! That's Seal's beautiful, Nubian, perfect jawline!!" He later went on to assure us that he was in no way "gay for Seal".
What will this mean for future moon research? Only time will tell. The knowledge is here with us now. Like the radio, the telephone, the internet, and sliced bread, now we have a new great achievement that future generations will marvel at: Seal's face.
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