So, I wrote Dan Cortese a letter....
Dan Cortese,
I would like to first commend you on your career. I cannot say how MTV Sports got me through so many hard times. Like the time that everyone in school found out I accidentally nose fucked a girl because I didn't know how to go down on a girl properly. Talk about being embarrassed!! I watched a rocknjock marathon and ate cheetos until my fingers were the same color as my hair.
(I'm ginger by the way)
The reason I'm writing is that I am currently going bald, and I think I need to start wearing bandanas. I would've written Brett Michaels, but he seems like a douchebag (unlike you), and he was in the hospital anyway cause they had to kickstart his heart or something.
Anyway, I just wanna find out where you get yours, how you pick them, and what do you wear for your formal events? ( like when dean cain throws one of his legendary beach partys!!!!)
Lemme know! Cause you're the man with the plan… plandana, that is. Hahaha.
Sincerely,
A fan.
No response as of yet... I assure you, it will be posted here
